NOTE:

• My new favorite thing 2 dew is predicting when someone is going 2 fart.
• I used 2 lie 2 girls about my age 2 try 2 get it in, but that never really worked.
• If U don’t want 2 look into someone’s eyes just stare at their forehead.
• The only asian thing I like is egg rolls.
• I think THICK is back in style or maybe girls just don’t give a fuck any more.
• When I was young I used 2 stick birds in my mouth.
• Have U ever stalked a grandparent?
• That shit is boring as fuck.
• Girls used 2 call me cute now they call me handsome.
• I’m a menace butt I won’t make your life a living hell.
• Short girls with short hair freak me out.
• Big black girls that move fast is mind blowing.
• When I get old I want 2 wear short shorts & let my balls hang loose.
• U F E E L M E ?

-MR